We can really stick it to that assm-m-muncher!Īre you guys dumb? We can't beat him, even with all of us. But, if we all log in together!, we might have a chance. We've learned that the four of us can't fight him alone. He killed my character right in the middle of a quest! The past.four nights we've tried to play, he shows up and kills us! My friends: as you all know, some giant butthole keeps logging onto Warcraft and killing all our characters. In the front row are Craig, Stan, Kyle, and Kenny. In the middle row are Clyde, Tolkien, Butters, and Timmy. In the back row are Tweek, Jimmy, Kevin, and Jason. Most of the boys in class are seated in chairs, listening to Cartman. I've braved the Fargodeep mine and defeated the Bloodfish at Jarod's Landing. I can even wave to this guy, see? "Hello." In the outside world, I'm a simple geologist, but in here.I am Falcorn, Defender of the Alliance. I just joined a big party of night elves and we're gonna explore the Tower of Azora together. Randy, you workin' on that sediment analysis? Randy is working in a much better environment now - much more modern office, with several LCD screens around. Gentlemen, we are dealing with someone here who.has absolutely no life. Whoever this player is, he has played World of Warcraft nearly every hour of every day for the past year and a half. Jim, your kids' characters are already dead. I've gotta get home! My kids are playing World of Warcraft right now! Whoever this player is, he has played World of Warcraft so much, that he has reached a level we thought unreachable. We've got to delete him from the servers. Why kill innocent players? The game is about finishing quests. Better tell the guys upstairs.īlizzard Gaming Entertainment, executive boardroom.įellow board members, we have a problem: somebody in the World of Warcraft is ignoring the World's rules.and is going around killing innocent players. Well, we'll certainly keep a look out for that player and ban him from the network. More people calling in about their characters getting killed. We designed the game so that players have to agree to a duel before they can kill each other. Yeah, we bought your game, and played it online, but every time we log in, some other player comes in and kills us! A pool of telephone representatives fields incoming calls. Lovely architecture.īlizzard Gaming Entertainment, interior. He continues playing while adjusting his glassesīlizzard Gaming Entertainment, day, exterior.
A red glow emanates from his computer through a clear side panel. Empty soda cans and candy wrappers litter his pad. The rogue is actually an obese man who's taken to leaning back and playing WoW. Cartman looks stunned, then throws down his headset You bastard! ĭon't you have better things to do than going online killing people?! No! I don't want them to start over at the graveyard! No! Ĭartman's room. He can't kill us unless we agree to duel. This is the guy that kept killing us after you went to bed! I'll bet half of these people are Koreans. Wow, look at all these people playing right now. Yeah, come on, let's go! I am the mightiest dwarf in all of Azeroth! I'm logged on to an MMORPG with people from all over the world, and getting XP with my party using TeamSpeak. Shouldn't you go out and socialize with your friends?
You've been on your computer all weekend. Stan removes his headset and furiously glares at Randy. (I think Kyle has sweet titties, hahahaha)Ĭome on, we have to finish the quest in Stonehaven. Hey, I don't need to take any lip from a frickin' girl! If you didn't eat so much, you wouldn't have diarrhea all the time, fatass! The camera pans down and a red-bearded dwarf walks into view. Scenes from the World of Warcraft are shown. Ben, the Blizzard Gaming Entertainment President and his board members, including Jim and Thomas.World of Warcraft Support Line Representative and her boss.
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